Nerdy Dork

So, who needs traffic lights, stops, yeild signs etc. Keep traffic moving and avoid accidents with this every man for himself approach!

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OK, I always figured myself for a nerd, thanks in part to my family continually reminding me of that fact. Hence, I have appropriately named my freelance portal: Nerdlance.com. I never knew I was a Dork though.

Some of the questions on this quiz may not be fair. I have perfectly reasonable explainations for all of them!
Continue reading “I’m a Nerd and a Dork?”

No, Weird Al does not know me!

They see me mowin’ my front lawn
I know they’re all thinkin’ I’m so
White and nerdy

Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy
Look at me I’m white and nerdy

I wanna roll with the gangstas
But so far they all think I’m too
White and nerdy

Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
I’m just too white and nerdy
Really, really white and nerdy

First in my class here at MIT
Got skills, I’m a champion at D&D
M.C. Escher, that’s my favorite M.C.
Keep your 40, I’ll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin, to the contrary
You’ll find that they’re quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Stephen Hawking’s in my library

My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin’ for my top eight spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
Ain’t got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I’m a wiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days
Once you’ve see my sweet moves, you’re gonna stay amazed
My fingers movin’ so fast I’ll set the place ablaze

There’s no killer app I haven’t run (run)
At Pascal, well I’m number one (one)
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain’t got a gat, but I got a soldering gun (what?)
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I’ll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I’m fluent within JavaScript as well as Klingon

Here’s the part I sing on…

They see me roll on my Segway
I know in my heart they think I’m
White and nerdy

Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy
Look at me I’m white and nerdy

I’d like to roll with the gangstas
Although it’s apparent I’m too
White and nerdy

Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
I’m just too white and nerdy
How’d I get so white and nerdy

I been browsin’, inspectin’ X-Men comics
You know I collect ‘em
My pens in my pocket, I must protect them
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shoppin’ online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you R-O-T-F-L-O-L

I got a business doing websites (websites)
When my friends need some code, who do they call?
I do HTML for ‘em all
Even made a homepage for my dog, yo
I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin’ a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
Pop, pop - hope no one sees me, get freaky

I’m nerdy in the extreme and
Whiter than sour cream
I was in AV club and glee club
And even the chess team
Only question, I ever thought was hard
Was “Do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?”
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair
Got my name on my underwear

They see me strollin’, they laughin’
And rollin’ their eyes cause I’m so
White and nerdy

Just because I’m white and nerdy
Just because I’m white and nerdy
All because I’m white and nerdy
Holy cow, I’m white and nerdy

I wanna bowl with the gangstas
But oh well, it’s obvious I’m
White and nerdy

Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
I’m just too white and nerdy
Look at me I’m white and nerdy

Last night’s amazing comeback by the Dodgers had me feeling a bit sorry for those Padres. It reminded me of a joke Nate Colbert once told me concerning how BAD the Padres were at the time:

Last week a guy in San Diego had two Padres tickets on the dash of his car. He reported to the police that someone had broken in and left two more.

Where has this video been hiding? Ah, what a great tribute to a great state! I can’t believe they left out Duchesne (pronounced du-shane). I was hoping to hear a reference to my home town of Roosevelt. They got a lot of smaller towns around the area. Maybe in the next version of the song right?

My daughter came home from pre-school singing a turtle song with a familiar tune. The tune came from a song I used to hear a lot back when I was in the second grade. I tried to google it to find the “official” lyrics, only to learn there seems to be no official lyrics - every version I found on the internet seemed to be noticibly different. So, I decided to post it as I remember it:

I woke up Sunday morning
I looked up on the wall
The beetles (or skeeters) and the bed bugs
Were playing a game of ball

The score was six to nothing
The beetles (or skeeters) were ahead
The bed bugs hit a home run
And knocked me out of bed!

I’m singing
Eenie meenie and a…
Minie mo mo mo mo
Catch a whippa-whoppa
By the toe, and if he…
Hollers hollers hollers
Let him go.
I’m singing
Eenie meenie and a…
Minie mo!

I wend downstairs for breakfast
They served me bacon and eggs
I ate up all the bacon
The eggs ran down my legs!

I’m singing
Eenie meenie and a…
Minie mo mo mo mo
Catch a whippa-whoppa
By the toe, and if he…
Hollers hollers hollers
Let him go.
I’m singing
Eenie meenie and a…
Minie mo!

My mother is a baker
My father cuts up meat
And I’m a little hot-dog
Running down the street!

I’m singing
Eenie meenie and a…
Minie mo mo mo mo
Catch a whippa-whoppa
By the toe, and if he…
Hollers hollers hollers
Let him go.
I’m singing
Eenie meenie and a…
Minie mo!

I jumped into the sewer
And that’s where I will die
Some people call it murder
But I call it sewer-cide!

I’m singing
Eenie meenie and a…
Minie mo mo mo mo
Catch a whippa-whoppa
By the toe, and if he…
Hollers hollers hollers
Let him go.
I’m singing
Eenie meenie and a…
Minie mo!

Oh, this is too funny!

OK, this photo really helps me “pick my battles!” Almost makes my little fireballs look like angels hehe

Brian Collins speaks out and gives us a little insight on his snappy catch phrase.

www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/06/13/earlyshow/leisure/celebspot/main701289.shtml

I always have to stop and think how to spell analytics when I go to Google’s analytics site. I now find that it is much easier to just type urchin.com.