Nerdy Dork

I’m not a big fan of puns. But the last two made me smile - maybe because the first 8 were so bad.

Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, “I’m sorry, gentlemen, only only one carrion allowed per passenger.”
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. […]

I saw this joke online today and I got it right away and thought it was quite humorous:
Q: Why do computer geeks confuse Halloween & Christmas?
A: 31 OCT = 25 DEC
So I rushed off to tell my fellow programmers and they just didn’t get it. I even wrote it down for them. Hmph. A joke […]

I stumbled upon this video this morning. I’m actually surprised I didn’t find it on Connor’s blog first. I’m sure it will be there soon!

I’ve been highly entertained by Connor’s parking woes. It brings back semi-sweet memories of my time at Salt Lake Community College (SLCC).
Throughout my long career at SLCC I tried to get away with buying a parking pass as much as possible. My first two years I succeeded without getting a ticket. I think this was […]

I read this article on SI.com this morning about David Beckham coming to America to play soccer. It seems to be all the buzz right now.
Personally, I could care less. I wouldn’t care if soccer just went away. I find it extremely boring. That’s okay though. My favorite sport is baseball and I realize that […]

I guess I just don’t keep up enough. I only scored a 28 here: www.cerado.com/web20quiz.htm
Now I supposed after the popularity of this quiz sets in, all Star Wars characters will eventually become web 2.0 sites

I’m not a country music fan. It makes my ears bleed. But my wife told me about what happened at the CMA awards when Faith Hill lost to Carrie Underwood. This is pretty funny.

So I tried this face recognition tool at My Heritage. The tool is cool. Yes it has some confusing results, but more on that in a minute.

I entered a photo of me and my son. Turns out the number one result for me is Christopher Lambert and the number one result for my son is […]

It’s funny, these Al Qaeda missionaries get the same response that I would often get as a Mormon missionary. Funny stuff. Hopefully the people there knew it was a joke. I would the the camerman following them around might have given it away

(The embeded video can be seen at Google Video)
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I’m a big fan of Dave Ramsey. I’m sure he’d endorse this book!