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While pregnat with our 3rd child my wife started breaking out with some kind of rash on her face. She went to a dermatologist, but whatever he gave her didn’t work. She then went to a kiosk in the mall and bought a small sampling of Proactiv. It cleared her right now.
Now I think she […]

I’m not a big fan of puns. But the last two made me smile - maybe because the first 8 were so bad.

Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, “I’m sorry, gentlemen, only only one carrion allowed per passenger.”
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. […]

I was happy to receive an email this week from the author of MySQL Front. The product is now SQL-Front. So far, I don’t know that much is new other than the name change. The best part is that all license keys still work – better yet, if you once registered and lost your registration […]

I was tasked with exporting report to Microsoft Excel files. There are a number of ways to do this. One of the easiest I have found it to create a tab delimited file and give it an .xls extension. You can also create a table using html and give it an .xls extension for similar […]

I use DirectAdmin for my hosting control panel. There is a nice plugin to add awstats, but I’ve found they don’t work on sites where I have WordPress set up (such as this site) because I’m using permalinks. No worries though. I found a way to fix it. Just put the bolded line below in […]