Archive for November, 2007

10 Puns

I’m not a big fan of puns. But the last two made me smile – maybe because the first 8 were so bad. Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, “I’m sorry, gentlemen, only only one carrion allowed per passenger.” Two fish swim into a [...]

November 21, 2007 · Dustin · 14 Comments
Posted in: Humor

MySQL Front is Back

I was happy to receive an email this week from the author of MySQL Front. The product is now SQL-Front. So far, I don’t know that much is new other than the name change. The best part is that all license keys still work – better yet, if you once registered and lost your registration [...]

November 20, 2007 · Dustin · 4 Comments
Posted in: Programming & Internet

PHP to Excel

I was tasked with exporting report to Microsoft Excel files. There are a number of ways to do this. One of the easiest I have found it to create a tab delimited file and give it an .xls extension. You can also create a table using html and give it an .xls extension for similar [...]

November 12, 2007 · Dustin · 4 Comments
Posted in: Yada

My .htaccess File is Messing Up awstats on WordPress Blogs

I use DirectAdmin for my hosting control panel. There is a nice plugin to add awstats, but I’ve found they don’t work on sites where I have WordPress set up (such as this site) because I’m using permalinks. No worries though. I found a way to fix it. Just put the bolded line below in [...]

November 5, 2007 · Dustin · 12 Comments
Posted in: Programming & Internet