Oct 12 2005

Store Wars

Tag: HumorDustin @ 10:18 am

It’s veggie tales meets Star Wars… sort of. These veggies are real, and have the farm with them. Join Obe Wan Cannoli and Cuke Skywalker on their adventure to rescue Princess Lettuce and Destroy Darth Tator.

Just watch it here: Store Wars


Oct 12 2005

Mother In Law Joke

Tag: HumorDustin @ 10:09 am

A Man, his wife, and mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them, “You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.”

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, “Why? Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to spend only $150?”

The man said, “A man died here nearly 2000 years ago, he was buried here and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance.”




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