Archive for October, 2005

Tech Support

I’ve seen this or something similar via email about 6 years ago. It seems to be funnier now though – Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In [...]

October 31, 2005 · Dustin · One Comment
Posted in: Humor

Modern Day Noah

In the year 2005, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States, and said, “Once again, the earth has become wicked and overpopulated, and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans.” He [...]

October 14, 2005 · Dustin · Comments Closed
Posted in: Humor

Store Wars

It’s veggie tales meets Star Wars… sort of. These veggies are real, and have the farm with them. Join Obe Wan Cannoli and Cuke Skywalker on their adventure to rescue Princess Lettuce and Destroy Darth Tator. Just watch it here: Store Wars

October 12, 2005 · Dustin · Comments Closed
Posted in: Humor

Mother In Law Joke

A Man, his wife, and mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them, “You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.” The man thought about it and told him he would [...]

October 12, 2005 · Dustin · Comments Closed
Posted in: Humor

The Best Pitcher of All Time

So, who was the best pitcher of all time and why? Okay, this may not be a fair question, but I’d really like to see some opinions on this one. From what I know and what I’ve seen & heard, this would be my top ten list: Nolan Ryan – Simply the best. Threw 7 [...]

October 11, 2005 · Dustin · Comments Closed
Posted in: Sports & Stuff, Yada

Blue Cross & Blue Shield

I’m furious right now! And as those who know me can attest, it takes a lot to upset me. Figuring blogging might be a good stress reliever, I’ve come to rant. Here is the background. Shortly after my wife had our son in March, she somehow strained her neck to the point she couldn’t move. [...]

October 6, 2005 · Dustin · 11 Comments
Posted in: Yada

The Great Experiement

So what if Nephi and his brethren did not return to Jerusalem and obtain the brass plates? What if they had no scripture, or records of their ancestors? Well, my guess is they would have become as the people in Zarahemla. The people of Zarahemla also came from Jarusalem, shortly after Lehi and his family [...]

October 5, 2005 · Dustin · Comments Closed
Posted in: LDS

Jacob 5

Oh the dreaded Jacob 5, 77 verses long! While growing up, I never quite understood this chapter. Even after a number of lessons in Sunday school and seminary. I think we spent a couple days in seminary talking about it and all I got out of it was what it meant to graft a branch [...]

October 4, 2005 · Dustin · Comments Closed
Posted in: LDS